You should come look at this...

um, it's pretty big.

Not exactly the words you want to hear from your son after he visited the bathroom.

He was really quite proud of the size of the....errr....well.... rather large dump he took.

He wanted me to take a picture of it and send it to Dad.

I said no that was gross, he settled for this picture instead.

Boys.

Laine heard mine and Bode's whole conversation. The next day she was proud to show me her poo too.

Girls.