The ever impending swim suit season is coming up on us fast. I have been scouring the Internet to find the "perfect" suit. Something modest but a little sexy. Here are my top 4:
(Please note the sarcasm in this post)
Number one
This one is great.
Sleeves
Beautiful Capri Length
Matching Attached Skirt
Number two
This one is great to but shows a bit more skin than I would like.
Notice the knee length bloomers.
Number Three
This is a bit on the wild side
Knee length and no sleeves
But it still has the wonderful skirt to cover the bum
Number four
Number fourThis is a walk on the wild side for me
No skirt
Showing a ton of leg
and NO Cover up Skirt
I know, I know, it is very risque but I might just get it
Now in all seriousness here. These suits cracked me up! I am all about being modest and covering up but come on. Who can swim in a skirt? I am 7 weeks postpartum and up 20lbs higher than I should be. Tomorrow I am starting my "got to loose 20lbs before my little sister gets married/I want to go swimming with Bode/ Geeze how did my butt get so big" diet. Wish me luck... I am going to need it!!
Oh heidi!!! You crack me UP! I totally hear ya on the losing the weight issue...I'm still 20lbs off and it's so hard!! I've been pretty faithful about working out and haven't seen much results, hopefully you'll have better luck than I'm having. I'm wishing you luck!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! People actually buy (and wear?!) those things! haha! Good luck with the losing weight thing. I have the hardest time dropping pounds. I can't believe she's already 7 weeks - what the heck?!
ReplyDeleteGOOD LUCK! :o)
Oh Funny Stuff! Good luck with the diet and I absolutely HATE bathing suit shopping.
ReplyDeleteOh whoa! Where did you find those? Although, I gotta say, this year they aren't looking to shabby to me.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going with the top one. I like the little skirt. awesome.
ReplyDeleteSwimsuit season feels so far away! We have snow on the ground here and possibly even more possibly tonight!! Seriously swimsuit season can't come fast enough!! :) We'll see ya in like a week and a half!!
ReplyDeleteHeidi! These are awful, where did you find these!? Loved the humor, very funny!!
ReplyDeleteHi heidi,
ReplyDeleteIt is Ashley Umphress from the ward. We met once... I am from Show Low, My husband is DPS, my maiden name is "Nix", haha! Ring any bells? I just wanted to tell you that Volleyball is starting up tonight for the stake. We are usually pretty good and it is lots of fun. Tonight it starts at 8:00 at the stake center. I just wanted to let you know in case you had not heard. I know you just had a baby so you may not feel up to it yet, but at least now you know!
My blog is set to private, but send me an e-mail to ashlaryn_810@hotmail.com and I will invite you!
Ashley
you are so funny. Seriously... a laugh I definitely needed. Good Luck with everything.. I am confident you'll be at your desired weight in no time. ;)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I hate swimsuits too. Something happens when you have babies that makes you never love swimsuits again. If you think your top half looks good, your bottom half does (and vice versa).
Too funny. I love the look on the top girl's face - like this is how you will feel in this suit. Love it.
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